I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm bleeding and have questions
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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