i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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