You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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