my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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