i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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