Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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