thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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