I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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