Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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