just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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