'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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