its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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