Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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