I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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