we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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