No, you can still breathe under the balls.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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