O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
