Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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