All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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