For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I cut my penus on the lid.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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