If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Its about making memories worth repressing
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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