don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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