i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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