He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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