I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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