I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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