David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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