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You can't motorboat a personality
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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