i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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