susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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