I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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