so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
