school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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