Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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