We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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