Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Is Oprah even human
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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