As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
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I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My ass is underappreciated
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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