i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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