i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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