How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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