she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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