When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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