Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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