Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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