school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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