So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Randomize