Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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