google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on