i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
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His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You can't special order awesome
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think I won the penis lottery.