I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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