smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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