whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila