he shaved USA in his pubs
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How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair