I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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