I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Send us your Text From Last Night!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?