Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
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Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Christians are straight up FREAKS
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Im at strip club and am horny
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
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3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You really coming over, don't trick.
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....